Dear Boss of mine
As I know you will not read this, I feel safe confessing the following:
I have faffed around at work all day.
Spent ages on the internet reading blogs.
Also looked at Ebay more than once.
Talked on the phone.
Read a big magazine.
Took ages to eat my lunch.
Posted onto my blog.
Read some more blogs.
Sent some emails.
Read some emails.
Did a bit of work.
You get the drift?
So, sorry about that. It does not happen too often.
But, today I just had to go with the flow.
Let me know if you want me to dock my pay for being a lazy toad.